Dashiell (Dash) Young-Saver has conquered the universe 48 times, constructed 22 roller coaster parks (leading to the deaths of 560), and saved princesses named after fruit enough times to make the sound of collecting coins his ringtone. Despite the fact that this American has never been hailed as "good," the effort he puts into gaming (especially FPS's, but all types) has earned him the title of "sad," which makes him very happy. Dash, a basketball and banjo-playing journalist/humor writer, currently attends Harvard University as an undergraduate.