Pretentious Game Review

By Naomi Brown (Aug 1, 2014) - 2.0 out of 10

I was hoping that the title was a cute phrase meant to attract attention, but alas, it's nothing more than an advertisement as to the game's charms or lack of. I had hoped for a poetic, alternative experience to the tradtional game and got nothing more than wasted hours that I'd like to have back. Read More.